Friday, January 25, 2008
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Santa Banta Jokes
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JOKES NO 82
Santa Singh at KBC
Santa Singh has answered 12 out of the 15 questions correct and has used all his lifelines except for “50-50″ and “Phone a Friend”.
Santa Singh is playing the 13 th Question now which is for 25 Lacs. Let’s see what happens next…
Amitabh Bachchan: Apka 13th question 25 lakh ke liye, yeh raha aapke saamne aapki Computer Screen par…
Santa Singh gets Tense…
Amitabh Bachchan : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan ? Your options are…
A) Amitabh Bachchan B) Dharmendra C) Amjad Khan(Gabbar) D) Sanjeev kumar
Amitabh Bachchan : Toh Santa Singh Jee kya Jawaab hai aapka? [He’s quite sure that Santa will opt for option A]
But Santa is surprisingly still confused…
Amitabh Bachchan : Aapke paas abhi bhi do life line baaki hai… 50-50 and phone a friend. Agar aap chahe to unhe use kar sakte hain. Wo aap hi ke liye banaayi gayee hai.
Santa Singh : I think it is A, but I’m not sure.
Amitabh Bachchan : Not sure, Hmmm… Aap kya karna chahenge?
Santa Singh : I would like to use 50-50…
Amitabh Bachchan : Ok Computer Jee, Kripya 2 galat javab mita deejiye…
Computer deletes two names, and leaves the following options:
B) Dharmendra C) Amjad Khan(Gabbar)
Now Amitabh Bachchan gets confused and worriedly thinks if the Computer is actually right or has got some bug!. Santa Singh gets all the more Confused after the 50-50 Lifeline…
Santa Singh : I would like to use my last life line too - Phone A Friend…
Amitabh Bachchan : Aap kisse baat karna chahenge??
Santa Singh : Main aapki Misej [Mrs.] Jaya Bachan Ji ko phone karna chahoonga…
Amitabh Bachchan Faints !!! But the Call gets connected to Jaya Bachchan (Thanks to AirTel )
Santa Singh : “Jayaji, Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan!?”
receiving reply from JAYA Santa faints..
GUESS WHY????????? ??
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Jaya Bachchan ask’s him ” What are the options?”
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JOKES NO 81
One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing.
Banta asked, “Why you are so happy?
He said… “Ah Ah Ah….I have an Airtel mobile with me…But Still Hutch network is following me..”
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JOKES NO 80
Sardar SITTING ON THE TOP OF MOUNTAIN AND STUDYING..WHEN A PERSON ASKED WHAT HE WAS DOING..HE REPLIED ..Oye!!Higher studies Yaar…!!!
SARDAR standing on platform suddenly jumps on railway track.
Man says sardarji mar jaoge.
Sardar : Marega to tu. Suna nahi train platform par aa rahi hai..
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. A sardar was observing him.Suddenly a star falls, Sardar shouts: Kya nishana lagaya Boss…
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JOKES NO 79
A Sardar Prays Daily for 2 hours”Hey VaheGuru meri Lottery lagade.After 11 yrs VaheGuru angrily appears & says-Abe Sardar 1 bar ticket to le…
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JOKES NO 78
Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.
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JOKES NO 77
Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha…
Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
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JOKES NO 76
Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar: Simple, Stop imagining.
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JOKES NO 75
Ek sardar apne father k samne cigrate pi rahay the
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Sardar bole: Wo mera father hai koi petrol pump to nahi na
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JOKES NO 74
Teacher: Why are you late, Sardar?
Sardar: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.
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JOKES NO 73
Santa: Main nikala gadi le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal hote hai?
Mendak jump in water
Santa: “Oye isme sosaide karne vali konsi baat thi”
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JOKES NO 72
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Sardar: You told me to do it without using tables.
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JOKES NO 71
While in a drug store
Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Sardar : Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!
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JOKES NO 70
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
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JOKES NO 60
Sardar always study in front of a mirror because of 3 reasons:
1. It helps saving revision time.
2. He can keep a watch on himself.
3. He likes combined studies.
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JOKES NO 59
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar, “Any great man born in this village?”
Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!
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JOKES NO 58
Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night
Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow? Tonight is final match.
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JOKES NO 57
A two seater plane crashed at a graveyard at Punjab.
Locals found 500 dead bodies and still digging 4 more…
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JOKES NO 56
Sardar: What is my exam number…???
Teacher: Its 438625.
Sardar: I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy number!!!
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JOKES NO 55
Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”.
Sardarji ne mobile nikala or har dost ko phone kar ke kaha, “Don’t call me now”.
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JOKES NO 54
- What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet?
- He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.
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JOKES NO 53
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem.
Doctor : What’s your problem?
Sardarji : I keep forgetting things.
Doctor : Since when do you have this problem?
Sardarji : What problem?
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JOKES NO 52
- Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth?
- Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light”
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JOKES NO 51
- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
- They think their picture is being taken.
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JOKES NO 50
- How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence?
- Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
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JOKES NO 49
A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss.
- Do U know what the business was in?
- He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
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JOKES NO 48
- What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common?
- You always hear about them but you never see them.
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JOKES NO 47
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station.
Hari Singh asks the clerk: “Can I take this train to Ludhiana?”
“No,” answers the railway man.
“Can I?” asks Gani Singh.
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JOKES NO 46
- What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer?
- Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!).
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JOKES NO 45
- Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie?
- Because below 18 was not allowed.
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JOKES NO 44
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “Kya nishana lagaya hai!”
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JOKES NO 43
Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”.
Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon?” Hoooon
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JOKES NO 42
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Iss mein suicide karne waali kya baat thi?
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JOKES NO 41
Santa: Yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyun di?
Banta : Yaar wo badi character less thi, shaadi muj say ki hai aur bacha bagwaan say mangti hai.
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JOKES NO 40
Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss hisab se rate lagega?
Santa : 2-3 gaa kar shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai.
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JOKES NO 39
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
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JOKES NO 38
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’.
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JOKES NO 37
Aadmin : Aacha sardarji ek baat bataiye agar aapko garam hua toh aap kya karoge.
Saradar ji : Oye! wery simple to main koolar ke samne baidhunga.
Aadmin : Agar fir bhi garam hua to.
Saradar ji : Oye! tab koolar chaloo karunga.
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JOKES NO 36
A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj pehna nahi ha.
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JOKES NO 35
Why couldn’t the Sardar write the number “eleven”?
He didn’t know which “one” came first…
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JOKES NO 34
Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids?
So that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re going to work or coming home.
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JOKES NO 33
Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They’re there for those who don’t drink.
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JOKES NO 32
- Did you hear about the Sardar who asked his friends to give him all of their burnt out light bulbs?
- He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom
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JOKES NO 31
Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke…
Sardar : Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein bulaiya.Aab fir gita pe haath.
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JOKES NO 30
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing?
He said, “I am seeing how I look while sleeping.”
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JOKES NO 29
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints
like “Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.”
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JOKES NO 28
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-owner.
So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.
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JOKES NO 27
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…
Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.
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JOKES NO 26
Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa : Why don`t U cook something else.
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JOKES NO 25
Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya.
Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
- Array yaar simple hai uss ko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya.
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JOKES NO 24
Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle…
Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now?
Sardar : Give right indicator and turn left.
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JOKES NO 23
- How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
- He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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JOKES NO 22
Can you lend me 2000 Rs? I need it.
Please help me out, I know you have it,
I will return it .
A Sardar asks to ATM machine.
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JOKES NO 21
A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.
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JOKES NO 20
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .
Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more…
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JOKES NO 19
Sardar at an art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer : I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
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JOKES NO 18
Postman : I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Sardar : Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.
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JOKES NO 17
Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants.
Servant : It’s already raining.
Sardar : So what? Take an umbrella and go.
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JOKES NO 16
A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up, we must find & stop her!
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JOKES NO 15
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
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JOKES NO 14
Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa : He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…
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JOKES NO 13
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman : Good evening, how do u do?
Santa : Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
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JOKES NO 12
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said,
he not my friend
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JOKES NO 11
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days.
Guess why?
Because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.
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JOKES NO 10
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Santa : Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 marry Ur daughter!
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JOKES NO 9
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…
Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.
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JOKES NO 8
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked : Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar : I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.
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JOKES NO 7
Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.
Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?
Sardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
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JOKES NO 6
A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.He writes a love letter to the nurse
- I Love U sister….
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JOKES NO 5
Santa said something in Banta’s ear, and Banta died.
Take a wild guess,
what did he say…?
!!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!!
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JOKES NO 4
Santa, “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer, “I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.”
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JOKES NO 3
“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”
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JOKES NO 2
Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardar : Hoga, Jarur hoga, 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….
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JOKES NO 1
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chicken and waiter comes with the order.
Sardar: Murgi ki taange kithe hai?
Waiter: Woh langra tha.
Sardar: Dil?
Waiter: Dil murgi le gayee.
Sardar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga sardar tha…
JOKES NO 82
Santa Singh at KBC
Santa Singh has answered 12 out of the 15 questions correct and has used all his lifelines except for “50-50″ and “Phone a Friend”.
Santa Singh is playing the 13 th Question now which is for 25 Lacs. Let’s see what happens next…
Amitabh Bachchan: Apka 13th question 25 lakh ke liye, yeh raha aapke saamne aapki Computer Screen par…
Santa Singh gets Tense…
Amitabh Bachchan : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan ? Your options are…
A) Amitabh Bachchan B) Dharmendra C) Amjad Khan(Gabbar) D) Sanjeev kumar
Amitabh Bachchan : Toh Santa Singh Jee kya Jawaab hai aapka? [He’s quite sure that Santa will opt for option A]
But Santa is surprisingly still confused…
Amitabh Bachchan : Aapke paas abhi bhi do life line baaki hai… 50-50 and phone a friend. Agar aap chahe to unhe use kar sakte hain. Wo aap hi ke liye banaayi gayee hai.
Santa Singh : I think it is A, but I’m not sure.
Amitabh Bachchan : Not sure, Hmmm… Aap kya karna chahenge?
Santa Singh : I would like to use 50-50…
Amitabh Bachchan : Ok Computer Jee, Kripya 2 galat javab mita deejiye…
Computer deletes two names, and leaves the following options:
B) Dharmendra C) Amjad Khan(Gabbar)
Now Amitabh Bachchan gets confused and worriedly thinks if the Computer is actually right or has got some bug!. Santa Singh gets all the more Confused after the 50-50 Lifeline…
Santa Singh : I would like to use my last life line too - Phone A Friend…
Amitabh Bachchan : Aap kisse baat karna chahenge??
Santa Singh : Main aapki Misej [Mrs.] Jaya Bachan Ji ko phone karna chahoonga…
Amitabh Bachchan Faints !!! But the Call gets connected to Jaya Bachchan (Thanks to AirTel )
Santa Singh : “Jayaji, Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan!?”
receiving reply from JAYA Santa faints..
GUESS WHY????????? ??
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Jaya Bachchan ask’s him ” What are the options?”
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JOKES NO 81
One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing.
Banta asked, “Why you are so happy?
He said… “Ah Ah Ah….I have an Airtel mobile with me…But Still Hutch network is following me..”
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JOKES NO 80
Sardar SITTING ON THE TOP OF MOUNTAIN AND STUDYING..WHEN A PERSON ASKED WHAT HE WAS DOING..HE REPLIED ..Oye!!Higher studies Yaar…!!!
SARDAR standing on platform suddenly jumps on railway track.
Man says sardarji mar jaoge.
Sardar : Marega to tu. Suna nahi train platform par aa rahi hai..
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. A sardar was observing him.Suddenly a star falls, Sardar shouts: Kya nishana lagaya Boss…
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JOKES NO 79
A Sardar Prays Daily for 2 hours”Hey VaheGuru meri Lottery lagade.After 11 yrs VaheGuru angrily appears & says-Abe Sardar 1 bar ticket to le…
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JOKES NO 78
Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.
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JOKES NO 77
Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha…
Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
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JOKES NO 76
Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar: Simple, Stop imagining.
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JOKES NO 75
Ek sardar apne father k samne cigrate pi rahay the
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Sardar bole: Wo mera father hai koi petrol pump to nahi na
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JOKES NO 74
Teacher: Why are you late, Sardar?
Sardar: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.
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JOKES NO 73
Santa: Main nikala gadi le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal hote hai?
Mendak jump in water
Santa: “Oye isme sosaide karne vali konsi baat thi”
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JOKES NO 72
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Sardar: You told me to do it without using tables.
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JOKES NO 71
While in a drug store
Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Sardar : Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!
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JOKES NO 70
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
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JOKES NO 60
Sardar always study in front of a mirror because of 3 reasons:
1. It helps saving revision time.
2. He can keep a watch on himself.
3. He likes combined studies.
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JOKES NO 59
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar, “Any great man born in this village?”
Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!
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JOKES NO 58
Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night
Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow? Tonight is final match.
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JOKES NO 57
A two seater plane crashed at a graveyard at Punjab.
Locals found 500 dead bodies and still digging 4 more…
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JOKES NO 56
Sardar: What is my exam number…???
Teacher: Its 438625.
Sardar: I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy number!!!
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JOKES NO 55
Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”.
Sardarji ne mobile nikala or har dost ko phone kar ke kaha, “Don’t call me now”.
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JOKES NO 54
- What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet?
- He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.
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JOKES NO 53
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem.
Doctor : What’s your problem?
Sardarji : I keep forgetting things.
Doctor : Since when do you have this problem?
Sardarji : What problem?
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JOKES NO 52
- Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth?
- Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light”
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JOKES NO 51
- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
- They think their picture is being taken.
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JOKES NO 50
- How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence?
- Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
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JOKES NO 49
A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss.
- Do U know what the business was in?
- He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
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JOKES NO 48
- What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common?
- You always hear about them but you never see them.
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JOKES NO 47
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station.
Hari Singh asks the clerk: “Can I take this train to Ludhiana?”
“No,” answers the railway man.
“Can I?” asks Gani Singh.
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JOKES NO 46
- What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer?
- Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!).
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JOKES NO 45
- Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie?
- Because below 18 was not allowed.
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JOKES NO 44
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “Kya nishana lagaya hai!”
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JOKES NO 43
Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”.
Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon?” Hoooon
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JOKES NO 42
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Iss mein suicide karne waali kya baat thi?
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JOKES NO 41
Santa: Yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyun di?
Banta : Yaar wo badi character less thi, shaadi muj say ki hai aur bacha bagwaan say mangti hai.
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JOKES NO 40
Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss hisab se rate lagega?
Santa : 2-3 gaa kar shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai.
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JOKES NO 39
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
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JOKES NO 38
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’.
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JOKES NO 37
Aadmin : Aacha sardarji ek baat bataiye agar aapko garam hua toh aap kya karoge.
Saradar ji : Oye! wery simple to main koolar ke samne baidhunga.
Aadmin : Agar fir bhi garam hua to.
Saradar ji : Oye! tab koolar chaloo karunga.
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JOKES NO 36
A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj pehna nahi ha.
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JOKES NO 35
Why couldn’t the Sardar write the number “eleven”?
He didn’t know which “one” came first…
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JOKES NO 34
Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids?
So that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re going to work or coming home.
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JOKES NO 33
Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They’re there for those who don’t drink.
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JOKES NO 32
- Did you hear about the Sardar who asked his friends to give him all of their burnt out light bulbs?
- He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom
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JOKES NO 31
Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke…
Sardar : Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein bulaiya.Aab fir gita pe haath.
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JOKES NO 30
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing?
He said, “I am seeing how I look while sleeping.”
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JOKES NO 29
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints
like “Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.”
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JOKES NO 28
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-owner.
So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.
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JOKES NO 27
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…
Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.
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JOKES NO 26
Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa : Why don`t U cook something else.
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JOKES NO 25
Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya.
Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
- Array yaar simple hai uss ko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya.
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JOKES NO 24
Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle…
Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now?
Sardar : Give right indicator and turn left.
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JOKES NO 23
- How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
- He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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JOKES NO 22
Can you lend me 2000 Rs? I need it.
Please help me out, I know you have it,
I will return it .
A Sardar asks to ATM machine.
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JOKES NO 21
A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.
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JOKES NO 20
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .
Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more…
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JOKES NO 19
Sardar at an art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer : I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
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JOKES NO 18
Postman : I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Sardar : Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.
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JOKES NO 17
Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants.
Servant : It’s already raining.
Sardar : So what? Take an umbrella and go.
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JOKES NO 16
A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up, we must find & stop her!
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JOKES NO 15
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
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JOKES NO 14
Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa : He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…
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JOKES NO 13
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman : Good evening, how do u do?
Santa : Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
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JOKES NO 12
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said,
he not my friend
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JOKES NO 11
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days.
Guess why?
Because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.
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JOKES NO 10
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Santa : Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 marry Ur daughter!
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JOKES NO 9
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…
Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.
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JOKES NO 8
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked : Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar : I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.
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JOKES NO 7
Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.
Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?
Sardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
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JOKES NO 6
A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.He writes a love letter to the nurse
- I Love U sister….
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JOKES NO 5
Santa said something in Banta’s ear, and Banta died.
Take a wild guess,
what did he say…?
!!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!!
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JOKES NO 4
Santa, “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer, “I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.”
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JOKES NO 3
“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”
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JOKES NO 2
Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardar : Hoga, Jarur hoga, 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….
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JOKES NO 1
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chicken and waiter comes with the order.
Sardar: Murgi ki taange kithe hai?
Waiter: Woh langra tha.
Sardar: Dil?
Waiter: Dil murgi le gayee.
Sardar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga sardar tha…
Funny Jokes
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JOKES NO 15
While browsing through the marriage and honeymoon photographs of the parents, the Beta asks his Papa:
Beta : “Papa, Papa, Jub aap aur mama honeymoon pe gaye thai, tab main kahan tha?”
Baap : “Beta, jaate samay tum Papa ke paas tha, aate samay tum Mama ke paas thai.”
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JOKES NO 14
A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit; she instructed her son - to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to daddy who is at site.
After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy’s phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.
She waited impatiently for her husband to return from site, immediately she sighted him, she gave him a very hot slap, while the man was trying to ask why?
She repeated the slap, people from neighborhood rushed around to know the cause of this.
The man asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called,
Junior said “the number u are trying to call is not reachable“.
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JOKES NO 13
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas.
At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
“I pray for a new bicycle!”
“I pray for a new Nintendo!”
“I pray for a new VCR!”
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, “Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn’t deaf.“
To which the little brother replied, “No, but Grandma is!“
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JOKES NO 12
Teacher : ‘A’ for?
Student : Apple !!!
Teacher : Jor se bolo…
Student : JAI MATA DI
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JOKES NO 11
Child : Mom isbar hum sare patake is shop se lenge.
Mom : lekin beta ye toh girls hostel hai.
Child : Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.
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JOKES NO 10
Teacher asks children, what do you wish to do in future?
Ram : I want to be a pilot.
Vinod : I want to be a doctor.
Deepa : I want to be a good mother.
Ravi : I want to help Deepa.
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JOKES NO 9
A teacher once asks all students to write an essay on the topic “A Poor Family”. One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay . The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class and her essay goes on as…
She writes :
Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb they, doo bachey they, woh bhi bahut gareeb they!!!
Ghar ke saare naukar bhi gareeb they, ghar ka maali, driver aur guard bhi bahut gareeb they, ghar ke 4 kuttey bhi gareeb they, 2 din sey chicken nahi khaaya tha, 3 mercedeez car thi,
unki bahut time se servicing nahi hui thi, ghar ka A.C bhi theek nahi chalta tha, ghar mein 1 saal sey paint nahi hua tha family ko holiday ke liye foreign country gaye bhi 6 mahiney ho gaye they, ghar ke 5 mein sey 2 TV to chaltey hee nahi they, all in all, bahut he gareeb family thi!!!!!
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JOKES NO 8
Teacher : Pappu, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Pappu : No, teacher, it’s the same dog… we both wrote on!!!
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JOKES NO 7
Judge: U r crossing d limits..
Lawyer: ‘Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare u call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun sa law aisa kehta hai….
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JOKES NO 6
Two school girls were talking in school break.
Girl 1: You seem worried today. what’s the matter?
Girl 2: Ya! As my mom’s gonna marry again soon.
Girl 1: What’s that bothering you, new relationship or new father?
Girl 2: New father! hes a famous man. I wonder how would he treat me?
Girl 1: Who’s he?
Girl 2: Mr. Baig! The famous film maker.
Girl 1: Don’t you worry then at all! Hes a nice chap.
Girl 2: How can you say that?
Girl 1: He was my father last month!
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JOKES NO 5
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.Only one person could go, and he will not return to Earth.
The first applicant, an American engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going.
“A million dollars”, he answered, “because I wish to donate it to M.I.T.”
The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question.
]He asked for two million dollars. “I wish to give a million to my family, he explained,
“and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research.”
The last applicant was our Indian politician (Lallu Prasad Yadav).
When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer’s ear, “Three million dollars.”
“Why so much more than the others?” the interviewer asked.
The Indian Politician replied, $1 million is for you, I’ll keep $1
million,and we’ll give the American engineer $1million and send him to Mars”
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JOKES NO 4
Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.
Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan
Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.
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JOKES NO 3
Basanti : Bhag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno : Tujhe apni padi hai meri soch jiske peeche GABBAR ke 10 ghode pade hai.
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JOKES NO 2
Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?
-
1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam
2. kaho naa bukhar hai
3. TB no 1
4. Kal patient ho na ho
5. Hum blood de chuke sanam
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JOKES NO 1
Robert: America mein WAAR ho gaya boss!!!
Ajit: U.S mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool!!! India mein roz “WAAR” hota hai.
Bolo kaise???
Robert: Nahin maaloom Boss!!!
Ajit: Arre ulloo!!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR…
JOKES NO 15
While browsing through the marriage and honeymoon photographs of the parents, the Beta asks his Papa:
Beta : “Papa, Papa, Jub aap aur mama honeymoon pe gaye thai, tab main kahan tha?”
Baap : “Beta, jaate samay tum Papa ke paas tha, aate samay tum Mama ke paas thai.”
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JOKES NO 14
A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit; she instructed her son - to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to daddy who is at site.
After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy’s phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.
She waited impatiently for her husband to return from site, immediately she sighted him, she gave him a very hot slap, while the man was trying to ask why?
She repeated the slap, people from neighborhood rushed around to know the cause of this.
The man asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called,
Junior said “the number u are trying to call is not reachable“.
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JOKES NO 13
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas.
At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
“I pray for a new bicycle!”
“I pray for a new Nintendo!”
“I pray for a new VCR!”
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, “Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn’t deaf.“
To which the little brother replied, “No, but Grandma is!“
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JOKES NO 12
Teacher : ‘A’ for?
Student : Apple !!!
Teacher : Jor se bolo…
Student : JAI MATA DI
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JOKES NO 11
Child : Mom isbar hum sare patake is shop se lenge.
Mom : lekin beta ye toh girls hostel hai.
Child : Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.
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JOKES NO 10
Teacher asks children, what do you wish to do in future?
Ram : I want to be a pilot.
Vinod : I want to be a doctor.
Deepa : I want to be a good mother.
Ravi : I want to help Deepa.
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JOKES NO 9
A teacher once asks all students to write an essay on the topic “A Poor Family”. One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay . The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class and her essay goes on as…
She writes :
Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb they, doo bachey they, woh bhi bahut gareeb they!!!
Ghar ke saare naukar bhi gareeb they, ghar ka maali, driver aur guard bhi bahut gareeb they, ghar ke 4 kuttey bhi gareeb they, 2 din sey chicken nahi khaaya tha, 3 mercedeez car thi,
unki bahut time se servicing nahi hui thi, ghar ka A.C bhi theek nahi chalta tha, ghar mein 1 saal sey paint nahi hua tha family ko holiday ke liye foreign country gaye bhi 6 mahiney ho gaye they, ghar ke 5 mein sey 2 TV to chaltey hee nahi they, all in all, bahut he gareeb family thi!!!!!
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JOKES NO 8
Teacher : Pappu, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Pappu : No, teacher, it’s the same dog… we both wrote on!!!
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JOKES NO 7
Judge: U r crossing d limits..
Lawyer: ‘Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare u call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun sa law aisa kehta hai….
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JOKES NO 6
Two school girls were talking in school break.
Girl 1: You seem worried today. what’s the matter?
Girl 2: Ya! As my mom’s gonna marry again soon.
Girl 1: What’s that bothering you, new relationship or new father?
Girl 2: New father! hes a famous man. I wonder how would he treat me?
Girl 1: Who’s he?
Girl 2: Mr. Baig! The famous film maker.
Girl 1: Don’t you worry then at all! Hes a nice chap.
Girl 2: How can you say that?
Girl 1: He was my father last month!
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JOKES NO 5
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.Only one person could go, and he will not return to Earth.
The first applicant, an American engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going.
“A million dollars”, he answered, “because I wish to donate it to M.I.T.”
The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question.
]He asked for two million dollars. “I wish to give a million to my family, he explained,
“and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research.”
The last applicant was our Indian politician (Lallu Prasad Yadav).
When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer’s ear, “Three million dollars.”
“Why so much more than the others?” the interviewer asked.
The Indian Politician replied, $1 million is for you, I’ll keep $1
million,and we’ll give the American engineer $1million and send him to Mars”
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JOKES NO 4
Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.
Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan
Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.
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JOKES NO 3
Basanti : Bhag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno : Tujhe apni padi hai meri soch jiske peeche GABBAR ke 10 ghode pade hai.
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JOKES NO 2
Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?
-
1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam
2. kaho naa bukhar hai
3. TB no 1
4. Kal patient ho na ho
5. Hum blood de chuke sanam
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JOKES NO 1
Robert: America mein WAAR ho gaya boss!!!
Ajit: U.S mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool!!! India mein roz “WAAR” hota hai.
Bolo kaise???
Robert: Nahin maaloom Boss!!!
Ajit: Arre ulloo!!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR…
Munna Bhai M.B.B.S. Jokes
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JOKES NO 6
PROFESSOR
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh
nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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JOKES NO 5
PROFESSOR
Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
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JOKES NO 4
MUNNA BHAI
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole
toh Baelgaadi.
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JOKES NO 3
MUNNA BHAI
Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU
B.A.
MUNNA BHAI
Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
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JOKES NO 2
CIRCUIT
Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT
Apun baap ka naam roshan kar raha
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JOKES NO 1
Munna Bhai nay pehlay din office khola to bara khush tha. Us ki secertary nay bataya ke bahar aik aadmi aaya hai.
Munna bara khush hua aur usay andar aanay ke liye kaha. Us ke andar aanay say pehlay Munna nay socha ke us par impression dalna chahiye aur phone utha ke batien karnay laga.
“Haan Haan! 500 rupay fees hai, apun 10 baje tak betha hai idher, is say late nahi karnay ka, apun bahut busy hai”.
Us ke baad us nay phone rakha aur aanay walay say poocha “Beth na Maamoon, apun teray liye kya kar sakta hai?”
Man: Mien yahaan phone sahi karnay aaya hoon.
JOKES NO 6
PROFESSOR
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh
nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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JOKES NO 5
PROFESSOR
Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
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JOKES NO 4
MUNNA BHAI
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole
toh Baelgaadi.
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JOKES NO 3
MUNNA BHAI
Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU
B.A.
MUNNA BHAI
Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
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JOKES NO 2
CIRCUIT
Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT
Apun baap ka naam roshan kar raha
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JOKES NO 1
Munna Bhai nay pehlay din office khola to bara khush tha. Us ki secertary nay bataya ke bahar aik aadmi aaya hai.
Munna bara khush hua aur usay andar aanay ke liye kaha. Us ke andar aanay say pehlay Munna nay socha ke us par impression dalna chahiye aur phone utha ke batien karnay laga.
“Haan Haan! 500 rupay fees hai, apun 10 baje tak betha hai idher, is say late nahi karnay ka, apun bahut busy hai”.
Us ke baad us nay phone rakha aur aanay walay say poocha “Beth na Maamoon, apun teray liye kya kar sakta hai?”
Man: Mien yahaan phone sahi karnay aaya hoon.
Sunday, January 6, 2008
Love Sms
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SMS NO 2
Luv me or hate me,
as both r in my favour...
If U luv me, I'll always in UR HEART & if U hate me,I'll always in Ur MIND.
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SMS NO 1
I hav a pair of Eyes but can’t c u everyday.I hav a pair of Ears but
can’t hear ur voice every time. But I hav only 1 Heart that cares 4 u every moment.
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SMS NO 2
Luv me or hate me,
as both r in my favour...
If U luv me, I'll always in UR HEART & if U hate me,I'll always in Ur MIND.
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SMS NO 1
I hav a pair of Eyes but can’t c u everyday.I hav a pair of Ears but
can’t hear ur voice every time. But I hav only 1 Heart that cares 4 u every moment.
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Friendship Sms
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SMS NO 43
2 know U is an adventure,
2 care 4 U is an art,
2 listen 2 U is an honor,
2 talk 2 U is a pleasure,
but 2 have U as my friend,
Is an absolute treasure!!!
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SMS NO 42
Friend is an angel,
Someone that’s true,
An angel I luv and,
Who luvs me 2!,
Someone who cares me,
Everything i do,
A friend and angel,
for me its U.
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SMS NO 41
Friendship is like a tree,
It is not measured on how tall it could be,
But is on how deep,
The roots have grown.
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SMS NO 40
Alone I can only say,
But together we can shout,
Alone I can only smile,
But together we can laugh,
Alone I can only live,
But together we can celebrate,
That’s friendship.
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SMS NO 39
English start with ABC,
Maths start with 123,
But friendship start with,
You & Me…
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SMS NO 38
True friend scolds like a dad,
Cares like a mom,
Teases like a sister,
Irritates like a brother,
And finally loves U more than a lover.
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SMS NO 37
I opened my wallet,
And find it empty,
Reach in my pocket,
And found few coins,
Search my heart,
And found U n our friendship,
Then I realized,
How rich I am.
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SMS NO 36
A friend is sweet when its new.
But it is sweeter when its true,
But U know what? Its sweetest when its U.
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SMS NO 35
God is so wise that,
He never created,
FRIENDS with price tags,
Bcoz if he did,
I cant afford,
A prcious FRIEND like U.
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SMS NO 34
You are not only the friend I found,
You are an angle who walks on the ground,
I could search my whole life through,
And I know I’ll not find another friend like you.
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SMS NO 33
Friend is a book with only one copy published.
You are one of the best books ever written.
A master-piece worth reading million times and to be kept for ever.
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SMS NO 32
There are 8 billion people around the world.
I don’t know why I keep on messaging you.
May be because 7999999999 can’t replace
a single friend like U.
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SMS NO 31
When U win,
I’ll proudly tell the world “Hey! That’s my friend!”
But when U lose,
I’ll sit by Ur side, hold Ur hand and say, “hey I’m Ur friend”
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SMS NO 30
Rose for love,
Cloud’s for rain,
Heart for blood,
But hands to shake,
To never forget to shake hands
Coz its gesture of friendship.
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SMS NO 29
Without humor, life sucks.
Without love, life seems hopeless.
But without a friend like you,
Life is nearly impossible.
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SMS NO 28
You are not only the friend I found,
You are an angel who walks on the ground,
I could search my whole life through,
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SMS NO 27
Life is short but it’s very difficult to spend alone,
We need someone with whom we can share our feelings,
And that’s why we make friends,
I’m thankful to god becoz he has give me a friend like U.
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SMS NO 26
Friendship is not a game to play,
It is not a word to say,
It doesn’t start on March and ends on May,
It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday
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SMS NO 25
When I pray I don’t see God,
But I know he listens
As such, When I SMS U
I don’t see you,
But I know you think of me and smiles.
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SMS NO 24
These are some of the romantic countries in the world.
H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
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SMS NO 23
Flowers means honey,
Honey means sweet,
Sweet means desire,
Desire means love,
Love means friend,
Friend means you.
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SMS NO 22
Don’t be angry on your friends
Because at the last moment of your life
We remember not the words of our enemies
But the silence of our FRIENDS.
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SMS NO 21
Memories last forever,
They simply never die,
True friends stay together,
They never say good-bye.
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SMS NO 20
A lucky star dropped on earth last night,
It asked me what did i want?
A true friend or a million dollar
I had to choose a million dollar
Because I already have you.
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SMS NO 19
God picked up a flower & dipped it in dew
Lovingly touched it which turned in to you,
& Then he gifted to me n’ said,
“This friend is for you”
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SMS NO 18
A rupee is easy 2 earn,
a friend is hard 2 find.
A rupee loses its value,
a friend increases its worth,
I lost a rupee when I sms U but who cares.
I got a friend like U.
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SMS NO 17
True friends are those,
Who care without hesitation ,
Who remember without limitation,
Who forgive without explanation &
Who trust without communication.
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SMS NO 16
Lips do not join when we say LOVE.. that is “Sign of distance”
But lips join together when we say FRIENDSHIP.. That is “Sign of togetherness”
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SMS NO 15
hi how r u?There are 100 angels in this world!!
40 r sleeping!!
30 r working!!
20 r playing!!
9 r blessing!!
n 1 is reading this message!!
send this to 10 people ~!~
if u get 1 reply ...u r poor in relation!!
if u get 2...u need some one to support !!
if u get 3..u r average in nature!!
if u get 4 u r friend to many!!
if u get 5 replies someone luvs u!!
if u get 6 some one really wants u beyond love!!
if u get 7 some one is praying GOD to get marry with u!!
if u get 8 u r so mankind!!
if u get 9 u r worthfull having friend like ME!!
n if u get TEN replies ...
iM worthfull having friend like YOU!!
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SMS NO 14
This is a message from a friend
to a friend
for a friend
to be a friend
so that a friend
remains a friend
of a friend
who is a friend
Forever..!
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SMS NO 13
<('.')>
/"/
./"L
Sometimes my
MIND asks
Y I MISS U?
Y I CARE 4U?
Y I REMEMBER U?
Y I SMS U?
then my HEART ans
Because U r my sweet....FRIEND
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SMS NO 12
.............`''-.-'`......`'.
..../................../................\_)
(_|.... _,.-'""'-,-'""'-.,_.....|
....\../.--'.................'--.\ ./_)
,__\).(_(_(.......)_)_)..)/_,
.\...(_, ( o)..........( o),_/..../
..`--.-` '-'..…c...... '-' ..`-'-`
.....(o)\ ..................../.(o)
…...…...'-...._w_.….-'
........…....-'............'-.
.......…./.., .--. .--._ ..\
.....…../ /.(*.\/.*)`\ \
...…../ /...\****/.....\ \
..…..\ \.....)***(....../ /
.......`\ .\./****\./\/
.........`.//.'*****\; .|
............/********\/
....... ,_/ _,-,_ _,-,_\_,
.......`--' \..`|...../ '--'
...............`....|=/
................>..|...|
................/...|...|
................|.../../
¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸
she is one of da most pretty and lovely gurl in da world ................
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SMS NO 11
GOD
* . *.*. * . ** . *.*OPEN
** . *.*. * . * . * THE WINDOWS
* .. * . * ..* * . *.*. * OF HEAVEN
¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨) * . *.*LOOK TO ME
(¸.•´ (¸.•` *.*.*.** . *.*. *AND ASK
...*(¨`•.•´¨) .*.*.*.*.* * . *.*. *WHAT IS YOUR
. * .`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨) * . * . * . * ...*DREAM
. * .*.. *`•.¸.•´* (¨`•.•´¨) * . *FOR
* .. *..(¨`•.•´¨). *`•.¸.•´* . *TODAY?
..* ... *`•.¸.•´ * *. * . * . * ... *I
* . * . * . . * . *.*. * . * . *ANSWERED:
___00000___00000 *.*. * . * .. *GOD
__0000000_0000000. * . * . *TAKE
__0000 OOOO 00000. * . * . *CARE
___0000000000000 * . * . * . *OF
____00000000000 * . *. * . * .*PERSON
______0000000 * . *. * . * . * .. * . *.*THAT
________000 * . *. * . * ... * . *.*IS
_________0* . * .. ** .. * . *.*READING
* . * .. ** .. * . * . * . * . *.*THIS
.. * . (\ *** /) * . *.*.*TESTIMONIAL
.* . * ( \(_)/ ) * * .BECAUSE,
.* . * (_ /|\ _) . *. * THIS PERSON IS
.* . * . /___\ * . . * . *SO
*. * . * . * . . * *SPECIAL
FOR ME....
BECAUSE THE PERSON
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SMS NO 10
Its said that each color represents a character.........
So kindly scrap me back any 3 colors which u think i am..........
Hey....REPLY is must.........for our friendship.....
WHITE __ straight forward
BLUE __ lovable
BLACK __ mysterious
RED __ hot/sexy
PINK __ pretty
GREEN __ sweet
PURPLE __ flirt
BROWN __ cool
ORANGE __ caring
MAROON __ attractive
GREY __ talkative
GOLDEN __ sharp
SILVER __ trust worthy
YELLOW __ understanding
RUST __ reserved
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SMS NO 9
FRENSHIP IS LIKE THE RELATION BETWEEN THE HAND & THE EYES.
ITS LIKE WHEN THE HANDS GET HURT THE EYE CRIES & WHEN
THE EYE CRIES THE HAND WIPES THE TEARS.
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SMS NO 8
Friend ship is not collection of hearts ...
but it is a selection of hearts...
all friends r not gud ....
but good friends are very few....
which include u.......
...{`--..-.'_,}
.{;..\,__...-'/}
.{..'-`.._;..-';
....`'--.._..-'
........,--\\..,-"-.
........`-..\(..'-...\
...............\.;---,/
..........,-""-;\
......../....-'.)..\
........\,---'`...\\
.....................
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SMS NO 7
“You can make 10 friends
You can laugh with 9
You can meet 8
You can talk with 7
You can celebrate with 6
You can secret with 5
You can trust in 4
You can cry with 3
You can need 2
But you can not forget just 1
This one is me!! “ hehehe.
Send this message for your friends, include me
*If u don’t receive this answer: Be careful! Make much more friends!
**If u receive this answer twice, you are so far yet! Try again!
***If u receive it 3 times, u are a good friend!
****If u receive it 4 times, u are famous among your friends!!
*****If u receive it 5 times, angels take care of you
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SMS NO 6
Your Heart is Ur Love,
Your love is Ur Spouse ,
Your spouse is Ur Future ,
Your future is Ur Destiny,
Your destiny is Ur Ambition,
Your ambition is Ur Aspiration,
Your aspiration is Ur Motivation,
Your motivation is Ur Belief,
Your belief is Ur Peace,
Your peace is Ur Target,
Your target is Heaven,
Heaven is no fun without FRIENDS.
It's " World Best Friends Week" send this to all ur good friends.
Even me, if i am one of them. See how many u get back.
If u gets more than 3 u r really a lovable person.............I am waiting
F - Few
R - Relations
I - In
E - Earth
N - Never
D - Die
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SMS NO 5
FRIENDSHIP BIRD 4 U..
´´´´´´´´´´´´´,;****,´´´´,;;,
´´´´´´´´´´´´,*¨¨,'¨¨*,´´(v)
´´´´´´´´´´´,**¨¨¨@";';;-../
´´´´´´´´´-,¨**¨¨¨¨")''-'''(³.
´´´´´´´´//,***¨¨¨¨*´¨¨(
´´´´´´´(,(**/*"¨""¨¨*
´´´´´´((,*/*;);*)¨¨¨¨*
´´´´´((,**)*/**/¨¨¨¨*
´´´´,(,****.:)*¨¨¨¨¨¨*
´´´((,*****)¨¨¨¨¨¨¨*
´´,(,***/*)¨*¨¨¨¨,¨*
´´,***/*)¨*¨¨,¨*
´)*/*)*)*¨¨*
/**)**¨¨"\)\)
*/*¨¨¨¨,...)!))!).....,(
",¨¨¨¨_)--"--"------/_.
Special Friend means
S= So Cool
P= Personable
E= Exciting
C= Cheers me up
I= Intelligent
A= Adorable
L= Loving
F= Funy
R= Reliable
I= Incredible humourus
E= Enjoyable.
N= Nice
D= Dependable
S= Simple
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SMS NO 4
Birth is the start of life.
Beauty is the art of life.
Love is the part of life.
Death is the last of life.
But Friendship is the heart of life"
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SMS NO 3
Friends are my life
they make me laugh and smile
ஜ______ஜ♥ஜ______ஜ
friends are my life
their numbers i always dile
ஜ______ஜ♥ஜ______ஜ
friends are my life
they're always there for a talk
ஜ______ஜ♥ஜ______ஜ
friends are my life
they're always there for a sook
ஜ______ஜ♥ஜ______ஜ
and thats all i want to say
friends are my life
ஜ______ஜ♥ஜ______ஜ
Friend is one, who (F)inds you in a (R)ush of people, (I)nspires you to do something in life, catch your (E)motions and (N)ever leaves you till (D)eath.
ஜ______ஜ♥ஜ______ஜ
Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!
ஜ______ஜ♥ஜ______ஜ
But, friendship can't be defined without You
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SMS NO 2
Open ur door when u r alone,
open ur heart when u feel sad,
but don't open ur hand when u need a friend,
coz I'm already holding ur hand forever.
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SMS NO 1
A,b,c,d,e,f, g,h,i,_,_ ,_,_,_,_, _,_,_,_,_ ,u,v,w,x, y,z. AISE KYA
DEKH RAHE HO i killed all those who were between U AND I..
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SMS NO 43
2 know U is an adventure,
2 care 4 U is an art,
2 listen 2 U is an honor,
2 talk 2 U is a pleasure,
but 2 have U as my friend,
Is an absolute treasure!!!
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SMS NO 42
Friend is an angel,
Someone that’s true,
An angel I luv and,
Who luvs me 2!,
Someone who cares me,
Everything i do,
A friend and angel,
for me its U.
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SMS NO 41
Friendship is like a tree,
It is not measured on how tall it could be,
But is on how deep,
The roots have grown.
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SMS NO 40
Alone I can only say,
But together we can shout,
Alone I can only smile,
But together we can laugh,
Alone I can only live,
But together we can celebrate,
That’s friendship.
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SMS NO 39
English start with ABC,
Maths start with 123,
But friendship start with,
You & Me…
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SMS NO 38
True friend scolds like a dad,
Cares like a mom,
Teases like a sister,
Irritates like a brother,
And finally loves U more than a lover.
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SMS NO 37
I opened my wallet,
And find it empty,
Reach in my pocket,
And found few coins,
Search my heart,
And found U n our friendship,
Then I realized,
How rich I am.
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SMS NO 36
A friend is sweet when its new.
But it is sweeter when its true,
But U know what? Its sweetest when its U.
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SMS NO 35
God is so wise that,
He never created,
FRIENDS with price tags,
Bcoz if he did,
I cant afford,
A prcious FRIEND like U.
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SMS NO 34
You are not only the friend I found,
You are an angle who walks on the ground,
I could search my whole life through,
And I know I’ll not find another friend like you.
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SMS NO 33
Friend is a book with only one copy published.
You are one of the best books ever written.
A master-piece worth reading million times and to be kept for ever.
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SMS NO 32
There are 8 billion people around the world.
I don’t know why I keep on messaging you.
May be because 7999999999 can’t replace
a single friend like U.
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SMS NO 31
When U win,
I’ll proudly tell the world “Hey! That’s my friend!”
But when U lose,
I’ll sit by Ur side, hold Ur hand and say, “hey I’m Ur friend”
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SMS NO 30
Rose for love,
Cloud’s for rain,
Heart for blood,
But hands to shake,
To never forget to shake hands
Coz its gesture of friendship.
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SMS NO 29
Without humor, life sucks.
Without love, life seems hopeless.
But without a friend like you,
Life is nearly impossible.
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SMS NO 28
You are not only the friend I found,
You are an angel who walks on the ground,
I could search my whole life through,
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SMS NO 27
Life is short but it’s very difficult to spend alone,
We need someone with whom we can share our feelings,
And that’s why we make friends,
I’m thankful to god becoz he has give me a friend like U.
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SMS NO 26
Friendship is not a game to play,
It is not a word to say,
It doesn’t start on March and ends on May,
It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday
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SMS NO 25
When I pray I don’t see God,
But I know he listens
As such, When I SMS U
I don’t see you,
But I know you think of me and smiles.
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SMS NO 24
These are some of the romantic countries in the world.
H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
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SMS NO 23
Flowers means honey,
Honey means sweet,
Sweet means desire,
Desire means love,
Love means friend,
Friend means you.
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SMS NO 22
Don’t be angry on your friends
Because at the last moment of your life
We remember not the words of our enemies
But the silence of our FRIENDS.
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SMS NO 21
Memories last forever,
They simply never die,
True friends stay together,
They never say good-bye.
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SMS NO 20
A lucky star dropped on earth last night,
It asked me what did i want?
A true friend or a million dollar
I had to choose a million dollar
Because I already have you.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SMS NO 19
God picked up a flower & dipped it in dew
Lovingly touched it which turned in to you,
& Then he gifted to me n’ said,
“This friend is for you”
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SMS NO 18
A rupee is easy 2 earn,
a friend is hard 2 find.
A rupee loses its value,
a friend increases its worth,
I lost a rupee when I sms U but who cares.
I got a friend like U.
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SMS NO 17
True friends are those,
Who care without hesitation ,
Who remember without limitation,
Who forgive without explanation &
Who trust without communication.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SMS NO 16
Lips do not join when we say LOVE.. that is “Sign of distance”
But lips join together when we say FRIENDSHIP.. That is “Sign of togetherness”
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SMS NO 15
hi how r u?There are 100 angels in this world!!
40 r sleeping!!
30 r working!!
20 r playing!!
9 r blessing!!
n 1 is reading this message!!
send this to 10 people ~!~
if u get 1 reply ...u r poor in relation!!
if u get 2...u need some one to support !!
if u get 3..u r average in nature!!
if u get 4 u r friend to many!!
if u get 5 replies someone luvs u!!
if u get 6 some one really wants u beyond love!!
if u get 7 some one is praying GOD to get marry with u!!
if u get 8 u r so mankind!!
if u get 9 u r worthfull having friend like ME!!
n if u get TEN replies ...
iM worthfull having friend like YOU!!
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SMS NO 14
This is a message from a friend
to a friend
for a friend
to be a friend
so that a friend
remains a friend
of a friend
who is a friend
Forever..!
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SMS NO 13
<('.')>
/"/
./"L
Sometimes my
MIND asks
Y I MISS U?
Y I CARE 4U?
Y I REMEMBER U?
Y I SMS U?
then my HEART ans
Because U r my sweet....FRIEND
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SMS NO 12
.............`''-.-'`......`'.
..../................../................\_)
(_|.... _,.-'""'-,-'""'-.,_.....|
....\../.--'.................'--.\ ./_)
,__\).(_(_(.......)_)_)..)/_,
.\...(_, ( o)..........( o),_/..../
..`--.-` '-'..…c...... '-' ..`-'-`
.....(o)\ ..................../.(o)
…...…...'-...._w_.….-'
........…....-'............'-.
.......…./.., .--. .--._ ..\
.....…../ /.(*.\/.*)`\ \
...…../ /...\****/.....\ \
..…..\ \.....)***(....../ /
.......`\ .\./****\./\/
.........`.//.'*****\; .|
............/********\/
....... ,_/ _,-,_ _,-,_\_,
.......`--' \..`|...../ '--'
...............`....|=/
................>..|...|
................/...|...|
................|.../../
¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸
she is one of da most pretty and lovely gurl in da world ................
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SMS NO 11
GOD
* . *.*. * . ** . *.*OPEN
** . *.*. * . * . * THE WINDOWS
* .. * . * ..* * . *.*. * OF HEAVEN
¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨) * . *.*LOOK TO ME
(¸.•´ (¸.•` *.*.*.** . *.*. *AND ASK
...*(¨`•.•´¨) .*.*.*.*.* * . *.*. *WHAT IS YOUR
. * .`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨) * . * . * . * ...*DREAM
. * .*.. *`•.¸.•´* (¨`•.•´¨) * . *FOR
* .. *..(¨`•.•´¨). *`•.¸.•´* . *TODAY?
..* ... *`•.¸.•´ * *. * . * . * ... *I
* . * . * . . * . *.*. * . * . *ANSWERED:
___00000___00000 *.*. * . * .. *GOD
__0000000_0000000. * . * . *TAKE
__0000 OOOO 00000. * . * . *CARE
___0000000000000 * . * . * . *OF
____00000000000 * . *. * . * .*PERSON
______0000000 * . *. * . * . * .. * . *.*THAT
________000 * . *. * . * ... * . *.*IS
_________0* . * .. ** .. * . *.*READING
* . * .. ** .. * . * . * . * . *.*THIS
.. * . (\ *** /) * . *.*.*TESTIMONIAL
.* . * ( \(_)/ ) * * .BECAUSE,
.* . * (_ /|\ _) . *. * THIS PERSON IS
.* . * . /___\ * . . * . *SO
*. * . * . * . . * *SPECIAL
FOR ME....
BECAUSE THE PERSON
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SMS NO 10
Its said that each color represents a character.........
So kindly scrap me back any 3 colors which u think i am..........
Hey....REPLY is must.........for our friendship.....
WHITE __ straight forward
BLUE __ lovable
BLACK __ mysterious
RED __ hot/sexy
PINK __ pretty
GREEN __ sweet
PURPLE __ flirt
BROWN __ cool
ORANGE __ caring
MAROON __ attractive
GREY __ talkative
GOLDEN __ sharp
SILVER __ trust worthy
YELLOW __ understanding
RUST __ reserved
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SMS NO 9
FRENSHIP IS LIKE THE RELATION BETWEEN THE HAND & THE EYES.
ITS LIKE WHEN THE HANDS GET HURT THE EYE CRIES & WHEN
THE EYE CRIES THE HAND WIPES THE TEARS.
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SMS NO 8
Friend ship is not collection of hearts ...
but it is a selection of hearts...
all friends r not gud ....
but good friends are very few....
which include u.......
...{`--..-.'_,}
.{;..\,__...-'/}
.{..'-`.._;..-';
....`'--.._..-'
........,--\\..,-"-.
........`-..\(..'-...\
...............\.;---,/
..........,-""-;\
......../....-'.)..\
........\,---'`...\\
.....................
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SMS NO 7
“You can make 10 friends
You can laugh with 9
You can meet 8
You can talk with 7
You can celebrate with 6
You can secret with 5
You can trust in 4
You can cry with 3
You can need 2
But you can not forget just 1
This one is me!! “ hehehe.
Send this message for your friends, include me
*If u don’t receive this answer: Be careful! Make much more friends!
**If u receive this answer twice, you are so far yet! Try again!
***If u receive it 3 times, u are a good friend!
****If u receive it 4 times, u are famous among your friends!!
*****If u receive it 5 times, angels take care of you
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SMS NO 6
Your Heart is Ur Love,
Your love is Ur Spouse ,
Your spouse is Ur Future ,
Your future is Ur Destiny,
Your destiny is Ur Ambition,
Your ambition is Ur Aspiration,
Your aspiration is Ur Motivation,
Your motivation is Ur Belief,
Your belief is Ur Peace,
Your peace is Ur Target,
Your target is Heaven,
Heaven is no fun without FRIENDS.
It's " World Best Friends Week" send this to all ur good friends.
Even me, if i am one of them. See how many u get back.
If u gets more than 3 u r really a lovable person.............I am waiting
F - Few
R - Relations
I - In
E - Earth
N - Never
D - Die
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SMS NO 5
FRIENDSHIP BIRD 4 U..
´´´´´´´´´´´´´,;****,´´´´,;;,
´´´´´´´´´´´´,*¨¨,'¨¨*,´´(v)
´´´´´´´´´´´,**¨¨¨@";';;-../
´´´´´´´´´-,¨**¨¨¨¨")''-'''(³.
´´´´´´´´//,***¨¨¨¨*´¨¨(
´´´´´´´(,(**/*"¨""¨¨*
´´´´´´((,*/*;);*)¨¨¨¨*
´´´´´((,**)*/**/¨¨¨¨*
´´´´,(,****.:)*¨¨¨¨¨¨*
´´´((,*****)¨¨¨¨¨¨¨*
´´,(,***/*)¨*¨¨¨¨,¨*
´´,***/*)¨*¨¨,¨*
´)*/*)*)*¨¨*
/**)**¨¨"\)\)
*/*¨¨¨¨,...)!))!).....,(
",¨¨¨¨_)--"--"------/_.
Special Friend means
S= So Cool
P= Personable
E= Exciting
C= Cheers me up
I= Intelligent
A= Adorable
L= Loving
F= Funy
R= Reliable
I= Incredible humourus
E= Enjoyable.
N= Nice
D= Dependable
S= Simple
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SMS NO 4
Birth is the start of life.
Beauty is the art of life.
Love is the part of life.
Death is the last of life.
But Friendship is the heart of life"
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SMS NO 3
Friends are my life
they make me laugh and smile
ஜ______ஜ♥ஜ______ஜ
friends are my life
their numbers i always dile
ஜ______ஜ♥ஜ______ஜ
friends are my life
they're always there for a talk
ஜ______ஜ♥ஜ______ஜ
friends are my life
they're always there for a sook
ஜ______ஜ♥ஜ______ஜ
and thats all i want to say
friends are my life
ஜ______ஜ♥ஜ______ஜ
Friend is one, who (F)inds you in a (R)ush of people, (I)nspires you to do something in life, catch your (E)motions and (N)ever leaves you till (D)eath.
ஜ______ஜ♥ஜ______ஜ
Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!
ஜ______ஜ♥ஜ______ஜ
But, friendship can't be defined without You
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SMS NO 2
Open ur door when u r alone,
open ur heart when u feel sad,
but don't open ur hand when u need a friend,
coz I'm already holding ur hand forever.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SMS NO 1
A,b,c,d,e,f, g,h,i,_,_ ,_,_,_,_, _,_,_,_,_ ,u,v,w,x, y,z. AISE KYA
DEKH RAHE HO i killed all those who were between U AND I..
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Fun Sms
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SMS NO 6
My attendance in class,
is only for you
My daily visits to the Library
are only for you
My contacts with the teacher
are only for you
My Nghts spent without sleep
are only for you
My whole future depends only on you
Oh My dear "EXAMINATION"
My devotion
is only for you
I love you
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SMS NO 5
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is sweet cat
This is person cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is twenty cat
This is seconds cat
Scroll scroll
Scroll scroll
Scroll down
Scroll down
Scroll scroll
Scroll down
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and
I
bet you can't resist passing it on.
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SMS NO 4
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
Who the Hell said it was BaD for HealtH..
SMOKE means!
S=Send
M=Me
O=One
K=Kool scrap
E=Every day
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SMS NO 3
There was a beautiful girl named Rexona & hand some boy named Cinthol,
Rexona & cinthol fell in love with each other. Rexona parents were
Hamam & Margo, cinthol parents were wheel & Nirma , Rexona was very excited
to make cinthol his "Life Boy" they wished to marry & approach their
aunt 501 who mannages to convince them. Rexona & cinthol were very happy
in thier love they fixed their marrige at " Fair & lovely " garden
opposite to Santoor theatre , Medimix city ... They invite their friends
Lux, Dove , Dettol , Savlon, Tide , Fa , Jo and others Rexona & cinthol
got married and lived Happily in their Dream land "PEARS" and after 1
year they got twins 'Johnson & Johnson'
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SMS NO 2
Sometimes my
MIND asks..
Why?
I LIKE U
Why?
I WANT 2 see U Why?
I REMEMBER U
Why?
U MAKE ME LAUGH
Then my
HEART answers….
It’s Simply b-coz
I LOVE CARTOONS…
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SMS NO 1
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE UPMA MORE THAN DOSA!!!!
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SMS NO 6
My attendance in class,
is only for you
My daily visits to the Library
are only for you
My contacts with the teacher
are only for you
My Nghts spent without sleep
are only for you
My whole future depends only on you
Oh My dear "EXAMINATION"
My devotion
is only for you
I love you
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SMS NO 5
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is sweet cat
This is person cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is twenty cat
This is seconds cat
Scroll scroll
Scroll scroll
Scroll down
Scroll down
Scroll scroll
Scroll down
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and
I
bet you can't resist passing it on.
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SMS NO 4
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
SMOKE regularly !
Who the Hell said it was BaD for HealtH..
SMOKE means!
S=Send
M=Me
O=One
K=Kool scrap
E=Every day
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SMS NO 3
There was a beautiful girl named Rexona & hand some boy named Cinthol,
Rexona & cinthol fell in love with each other. Rexona parents were
Hamam & Margo, cinthol parents were wheel & Nirma , Rexona was very excited
to make cinthol his "Life Boy" they wished to marry & approach their
aunt 501 who mannages to convince them. Rexona & cinthol were very happy
in thier love they fixed their marrige at " Fair & lovely " garden
opposite to Santoor theatre , Medimix city ... They invite their friends
Lux, Dove , Dettol , Savlon, Tide , Fa , Jo and others Rexona & cinthol
got married and lived Happily in their Dream land "PEARS" and after 1
year they got twins 'Johnson & Johnson'
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SMS NO 2
Sometimes my
MIND asks..
Why?
I LIKE U
Why?
I WANT 2 see U Why?
I REMEMBER U
Why?
U MAKE ME LAUGH
Then my
HEART answers….
It’s Simply b-coz
I LOVE CARTOONS…
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SMS NO 1
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE UPMA MORE THAN DOSA!!!!
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